bemusedlybespectacled: bamfinajumper: sirarthurconandoilies: airdotcaptain: ununpentium: seriously though america, please give benedict cumberbatch back soon sincerely, uk. never Dear UK, We’re keeping this one. How does it feel only having 4 actors now? Love, America Noooooo! Give him back, THIEVES!!!! I’M SORRY I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HIS FREEDOM
rachoulle: Fiona Apple - The Way Things Are
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tumblhurr: llcooljofficial: no wonder foreigners don’t like americans i mean our mascot looks like the bird form of a douchebag who takes gym class too seriously yeah the douchebag that brought you freedom might i add
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Dear people who question why girls go to the...
cumbersomemoments: kindly-sodoff: middle-east-beast: Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll Moaning Myrtle went alone and got killed by a basilisk. Ginny went in alone and got kidnapped by Voldemort.
A dramatic Shakespearean response to every...
When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days.
When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes
When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth.
When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.