March 2012
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum spills his coffee in the middle of class and has no idea what to do.
Thatcher: If you were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee.
Churchill: If you were my wife, I would drink it.
Boy: Did it hurt?
Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt?
Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell.
coloneldirtyfishydishcloth:
ladyatheist:
brrrwave:
they tried to abort him… but he wasn’t having any of THAT SHIT
this summer
baby jason statham is
ABORTION SURVIVOR
sandandglass:
If you don't reblog this, you're heartless.
This man was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning he breaks his legs, and every afternoon he breaks his arms. At night, he lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep.
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